Save for a dearth of
mountains of cocaine and nary a velvet rope in site (thank god for both
deficiencies!), Jamie Kabler’s recreation of Studio 54 at his iconic/ironic
manse, Leisureland, was a raging (in every sense) success. The occasion was The Palm Springs Modern
Committee's (ModCom) annual fundraising gala, coinciding with Modernism
Weekend.
We were greeted by klieg
lights, happy-go-lucky attendants mounted on Segway people transporters and
ushered into the house where we were greeted by the inimitable Mr. Kabler who hosted
in casual jeans ‘n t. having shot his sartorial wad the previous evening at the Modernism Show
preview in a suit that popped and rocked in no uncertain terms. Drag queens with nail extensions a la Mrs.
Barry White were part of the welcoming committee while numerous go- go guys and
one “chee
ky” go-go girl manned (and womanned) their posts poolside. A gaggle of
guys frolicked in the pool and Jacuzzi as DJ Victor Rodriguez got in his spins
over a pulsating PA.
We arrived fashionably on
time and were glad that the drink supply was mega-plentiful as hot pants
attired attendants passed around libations and all manner of snackage. Ritz Cracker adorned with spray cheese seemed
like a good idea, as were the tuna, egg salad and PB&J sandwiches. By the way, the servers’ spangley micro trou
with bow in front --to tie up the “package,” get it? -- were designed by Chander Faith, our amazingly talented and
entrepreneurial (The Frippery) neighbor. She had been a bit nervous before the event as
there hadn’t been time for fittings and “fallout” was a concern, unfounded, as
far as we could tell. Speaking of art,
we noted superstar designer Karim Rashid, decked out in snow blind white, fresh
from his opening earlier that evening at M-Modern Gallery. Apart from that, color was the rule of the
night with most wearing something garish ‘n groovy.
An army might travel on its
stomach but this gang of resolute biped revelers danced on its platforms. Our “equestrifriend,” Amy Treco, in from Silver Lake for championship polo in Indio
was one of the ball’s belles with a dress that seemed to have been painted by a
Chinese calligrapher with a
set of watercolors. Lynda Keeler wore her honey bee yellow quilted jacket and matching pumps.
I wore that nutty Lily Pulitzer sport coast with a turquoise lounging lions jungle
print that I bought at last year’s Modernism Show (PS I only scored two bow
ties there this year!) I was stopped by
any number of revelers who gushed over our garb. I have never before
encountered so many people who knew what they were looking at. “It’s a ‘Lily,’ right?” I was asked by one
unabashed admirer. “Nice call, ya’ll,” my
affirmation.
Amy and I were asked to pose
for shots for 111 Magazine. Just
my guess but I’m thinking that the fact that she’s 6 feet tall and ravishing
might have had something to do with the request. I was invited to share the frame with Amy,
her modeling days are not that far behind her, mostly due to the intercession
of my gal “Lily.” That jacket has opened
a lot of doors for me in the short time I’ve had it. Well worth the now
forgotten price I paid for it.
Once we heard the strains of “It
Takes Two” the James Brown produced track by Lynn Collins a/k/a “The Female
Preacher we were up on the dance floor doing our durndest to get down in a
mighty manner. Know the song? Pretty much the greatest bass line in the
history of West African civilization and also the fundament of Rob Base &
DJ EZ Rock’s classic old school hip hop hit of the same title. It’s just about
as good as its source material. The
Female Preacher “passed,” as they say, last year and we paused to mourn that
great loss. Then we had a few more
drinks, a tuna sandwich, checked out the poulkie (look it up in your Yiddish-English Funk &
Wagnel) on that lone go-go girl, lounged around, had some more drinks, danced
some more, chatted with some friendly folks, had our picture taken again and
shot some of our own while on a tour of the house including the Barbie guest
room, the Raquel Welsh table, the den of inequity, and the master bedroom where
a certain CIBA blow-up gave the term “larger than life” a real meaning.
As the night wore on, we noted
Jamie, mostly fully clothed, at least as of our pre-midnight departure,
gyrating on a pedestal between the pool and the living room. The guy really knows how to throw a great
party and it warmed our hearts to see him having at least as much fun as the
rest of us.