Would You Like Fries With That?

According to The Desert Sun, a wave of hamburglary is sweeping the Coachella Valley — several different fast food joints have been robbed by armed assailants in the last three months, leading officials to suspect that all of these incidents are the work of the same criminal genius. (Okay, maybe minus the "genius" part.)

Two Carl's Jr.'s, a Del Taco and a McDonald's have been hit so far. Will the new Sonic in Cathedral City be next? If only Palm Springs voters had wised up and voted for Mayor McCheese in the last election, this reign of terror would surely be over with by now...

I'm guessing that the Fatburger over on Ramon has nothing to worry about, though — it takes so fucking long to get served there, even a gun-toting desperado would eventually storm out in frustration...

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There's s SONIC in CC? Oh Boy!